All about me. Well, kinda.

Welcome to my blog! I figured I'd take a moment to jot down some random and not-so-random facts about me, since I like to know a little about the person I'm reading, and I'll bet you do too. So, for your enjoyment, I present... me! In 25 awesome, bite-sized chunks.

1. I'm an owned submissive. A pet, technically.
   
2. I still don't really know what that means. (He's still figuring it out too.)
   
3. For blog purposes, I refer to my owner as Him. (In real life, I don't have anything special that I call Him.)
   
4. He and I have been Owner & pet for about , give or take. We were friends for about 3 years before that.
   
5. Once He took me as His pet, we didn't have sex for 9 months. He did, however, get a blowjob every night that He wasn't sick or too exhausted to care. (I figure the count was at least 230 at the 9 month mark.)
   
6. He still gets a blowjob every couple days.
   
7. According to Him, I give great head. (And He doesn't lie!)
   
8. We're both in our thirties.
   
9. I've never owned a pair of high heels. (I'm tall for a girl as it is, I certainly don't need to be eleventy-billion feet tall and towering over the men-folk, thank you.)
   
10. I didn't see more than an inch of my real, unadulterated hair for 17 years.
    
11. I rather enjoy being a brunette now.
    
12. I've shaved my head once, out of anger. I had about 1/2" of hair left.
    
13. I'm an honest-to-goodness sex addict. Not kidding.
    
14. I've never been treated for said addiction. I probably should be.
    
15. I don't trust doctors. I rather loathe them.
    
16. My political preference would be something along the lines of anarchy.
    
17. I only drink coffee when it's creamed and sugared to death in ways that would make any coffee connoisseur cringe.
    
18. My favorite color is pink, followed closely by black and gray. (Could you tell?)
    
19. I know every. single. word. to Walt Disney's Robin Hood and can probably perform the entire thing on command. (Motherhood. Sigh.)
    
20. I also know all the words to Rocky Horror Picture Show. Years ago, I listened to the soundtrack every day for almost 6 months.
    
21. I don't really care for ice cream.
    
22. I'm in my 6th year without cable television. (That explains why I know Robin Hood so well!)
    
23. I talk a LOT. I love talking.
    
24. However, I hate talking on the phone, so I almost never answer my phone unless He's calling.
    
25. I started this blog on March 11, 2008. Originally, this was just a personal place to rant and whine, mostly. Sometime in June, 2010 (maybe?) I decided to open it up a little, and let it get some sun.
    

So that's me in a nutshell. Carry on.